Joke For Today

Just a little joke for today guys!

Caller :"Hello, can i speak to Annie Wan?"
Operator : "Yes, u can speak to me."
Caller :"No, I want to speak to Annie Wan...!!"
Operator : "U are talking to someone!! Who is this??"
Caller : "I,m Sam Wan and i need to talk to Annie Wan!! It's urgent.."...
Operator : "I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone. But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller : "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on way to the hospital."
Operator : "Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter!! U may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!"
Caller : "U are so rude..!! Who are u??"
Operator : "I'm Sau Lee..."
Caller : "Yes, you should be sorry...Now give me your name..!!"
Operator: What are you talking about?
Caller: Liste! Iam the owner of one big industries in this country and my uncle is the manager he is Nou Bou Dy
Operator: @!%$#^%@^&

Pensil VS. Komputer

Kalo kalian disuruh milih antara kedua benda diatas, mana yang anda pilih? Pasti kebanyakan anda akan memilih komputer. Tapi... Sebaiknya kalian liat dulu, mana yang lebih hebat antara komputer vs. pensil

1. Pensil bisa diselipin ditelinga............Komputer juga bisa..tapi telinga siapa?
2. Ujung pensil kalau tumpul bisa diraut,........Komputer tumpul?...apa kabar?
3. Pensil harganya murah................Komputer juga murah,asal bayarnya pake potong gaji.
4. Listrik padam..pensil masih bisa dipakai nulis...............Pada kejadian yg sama komputer malah digondol maling.
5. Pensil bisa untuk maen lempar2an...............Komputer juga bisa untuk lempar2an..tapi siapa mau coba rasa lemparan komputer?
6. Pensil bisa dipakai korek2 hidung.........Komputer kayaknya juga bisa..tapi jangan hidung saya ya.........?
7. Pensil anti virus...............Komputer gudangnya virus.........
8. Pensil jatuh,tidak keras bunyinya..tidak mengganggu orang tidur.................Jatuhkan komputer anda!......kemudian anda tidur..apa bisa?
9. Pensil basah bisa dijemur.............Komputer basah,ya...nyetrum!!
10. Itulah pendapat orang yg baru bisa beli pensil. (menghibur diri mode ON, hiks.........)